He’s crying but he’s coping—by ignoring time completely. Crying Greg is a slow emotional companion.
Each kit comes with:
→ Stainless steel Greg head & thought bubble
→ Slacker-grade clock mechanism
→ Fabric icon sticker sheet to craft your own hourly daydreams (removable, restickable, mood-matchable)
→ Instructions
→ AA battery not included (Greg’s too chill to care)
Note: The timelapse is 5x faster. In real life, Greg moves at the speed of maybe.
